He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have demons in me.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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