what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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