forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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