I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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