wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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