I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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