Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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