am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do plants get herpes?
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