He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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