What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Randomize
