Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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