butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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