Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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