I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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