This house was built for laser tag.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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