i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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