brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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