yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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