it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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