***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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