Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
it's like heaven, but drunker
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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