i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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