You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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