Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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