I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
