how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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