i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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