we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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