Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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