We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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