we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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