So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
