Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I won the penis lottery.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
