Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Randomize