They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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