They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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