Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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