He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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