I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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