My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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