I feel like abortions should bother me more
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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