THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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