i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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