Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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