I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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