i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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