I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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