yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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