Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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