That's intense
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
