If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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