just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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