It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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