the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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