Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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