I'm laying in your front yard are you home
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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