What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Fuck appropriateness.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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