We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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