My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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