I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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