dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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